JPOz ArchiveVol. 03Streets Won't Forget
Football culture / ability before algorithms
Streets won't forget.
Thirteen footballers who gave you goals, assists, technique, dominance—or the rare combination that made ninety minutes feel dangerous.
For the clips that raised us
Why this issue exists
Some players break the game.
Some players provide goals. Others provide the assist. A rare few add technical or physical dominance until every touch feels like a public disturbance. Even while the four-leg multi is falling apart, they can turn frustration into disbelief. This issue belongs to them.
Seven Dragon Balls. Every wish spent on performance.
JPOz Archive Note / 003
The menace formula
- 01Goals
- 02Assists
- 03Technique
- 04Dominance
- ResultMenace to society
2010–2013 / Morocco
Adel Taarabt
Queens Park Rangers gave him the ball. The Championship gave up trying to take it back.
Taarabt's 2010/11 promotion season became a cult object: nutmegs in traffic, passes nobody else had considered and a swagger that made Loftus Road feel like five-a-side. The later career never followed a tidy superstar script. That only sharpened the memory of the year one player seemed to have every defender on strings.
- Shirt
- Queens Park Rangers blue and white hoops, No. 7
- The moment
- Loftus Road, December 2012: two goals against Fulham delivered QPR's first league win of the season. The second was pure Taarabt—past Brede Hangeland, then curled home with the outside of his right boot.
1995–2010 / Spain
Guti
Twenty-five years at Real Madrid, and a pass that made finishing the easy option look boring.
Five hundred and forty-two appearances in white, five league titles and three Champions Leagues—yet forever the man the Galáctico era kept buying stars to replace. In 2007/08 he led La Liga in assists. Guti's real position was wherever the impossible passing lane opened next.
- Shirt
- Real Madrid white, No. 14
- The moment
- Riazor, 2010: clean through and shaping to shoot, he instead flicked a no-look backheel into Karim Benzema's path. Marca called it the heel of God.
2001–2016 / Brazil
Adriano
The Emperor: left-foot violence, centre-forward power and a peak that felt genuinely unfair.
At Parma and Inter, Adriano could run through a back line and finish from distances that should not have been sensible. His prime was brief, complicated and unforgettable. The 2004 Copa América remains the cleanest evidence: seven goals, the Golden Boot and a final rescued from the edge.
- Shirt
- Brazil gold, No. 7 / Inter black and blue, No. 10
- The moment
- Lima, 2004: Brazil trailed Argentina deep into stoppage time in the Copa América final. Adriano controlled inside the box and hammered the equaliser through traffic; Brazil then won the shoot-out.
2004–2022 / France
Hatem Ben Arfa
A left foot that could turn a touchline into an escape route.
Lyon prodigy, Marseille champion, Newcastle cult hero, Nice phenomenon. Ben Arfa's career never stayed still long enough to become neat, but the dribbling always made sense: low centre of gravity, shoulder feints and defenders backing away from a problem they could already see coming.
- Shirt
- Newcastle United black and white, No. 10
- The moment
- St James' Park, April 2012: he collected the ball inside his own half against Bolton, escaped one challenge after another and finished a run the Premier League still calls one of its greatest solo goals.
2005–2024 / Portugal
Nani
Two-footed chaos, backflips included—and for one title season, the league's leading provider.
The comparison with Cristiano Ronaldo followed him into Old Trafford, but Nani built his own language: elastic dribbling, shots off either foot and crosses that arrived with menace. In Manchester United's 2010/11 title season he led the Premier League assist chart and was voted the club's Players' Player of the Year.
- Shirt
- Manchester United red, No. 17 / Portugal red, No. 17
- The moment
- Wembley, 2011 Community Shield: United came from two down against Manchester City and Nani scored twice, finishing the comeback in stoppage time after carrying the ball from halfway.
1997–2019 / Cameroon
Samuel Eto'o
Big game, small window, one touch: Eto'o was already moving before the danger announced itself.
Four African Player of the Year awards, Champions League-winning goals for Barcelona and a treble with Inter. Eto'o combined elite movement with the stubbornness of somebody who expected every decisive match to eventually belong to him.
- Shirt
- Barcelona blaugrana, No. 9 / Cameroon green, No. 9
- The moment
- Paris, 2006 Champions League final: Barcelona trailed Arsenal with fourteen minutes left when Eto'o attacked Henrik Larsson's pass and beat Manuel Almunia at the near post. He was named Player of the Match.
1990–2008 / Nigeria
Jay-Jay Okocha
So good they named him twice—and a young Ronaldinho studied him at Paris Saint-Germain.
Olympic champion, Bundesliga showman, Paris record signing and Bolton's impossible luxury. Okocha played as if joy was part of the scoreline. The trophies never fully explain him; one defender turning the wrong way does.
- Shirt
- Paris Saint-Germain navy / Nigeria green, No. 10
- The moment
- Frankfurt, 1993: Okocha danced through the Karlsruhe box, beating some defenders twice and sending Oliver Kahn sprawling before finally scoring. Germany voted it Goal of the Year.
2008–Now / Brazil
Paulo Henrique Ganso
The passer beside Neymar: less acceleration, more anticipation, always one move ahead.
At Santos, Ganso was the still point in a team flying forward around Neymar. Serious knee injuries interrupted the European trajectory people had drawn for him, but not the gift: disguised passes, control of tempo and the confidence to make a crowded pitch look briefly empty.
- Shirt
- Santos white, No. 10
- The moment
- Vila Belmiro, 2010 Copa do Brasil semi-final: Santos overturned a first-leg deficit against Grêmio in a 3–1 second-leg win. Ganso opened the scoring with a left-foot strike on a night the young side reached its first Copa do Brasil final.
1996–2015 / Argentina
Juan Román Riquelme
El Último Diez. He played at walking pace in a sprinting era—and the era lost.
Three Copa Libertadores titles with Boca and a Champions League semi-final with Villarreal. Riquelme did not speed football up; he slowed everybody else down until the pass he wanted appeared.
- Shirt
- Boca Juniors blue and gold, No. 10
- The moment
- Tokyo, 2000: an Intercontinental Cup masterclass against Real Madrid's Galácticos—creating the opener, nutmegging opponents by the touchline and controlling a world final at his own speed.
2007–2023 / Belgium
Eden Hazard
Low socks, lower centre of gravity, and entire defensive shapes pulled apart by one carry.
Hazard's Chelsea years made dribbling look like a form of control rather than risk. Two Premier League titles, two Europa Leagues and a player who could receive under pressure, absorb contact and leave with both the ball and the crowd.
- Shirt
- Chelsea blue / Belgium red, No. 10
- The moment
- Stamford Bridge, February 2017: starting inside his own half against Arsenal, Hazard shrugged off Francis Coquelin, danced through three more challenges and finished past Petr Čech. It won Premier League Goal of the Month.
2005–2025 / France
Dimitri Payet
Free kicks that bent late, passes that arrived early, and one season when East London revolved around him.
Payet turned West Ham's final season at Upton Park into appointment viewing, then carried that form into a home European Championship. The touches were soft, the dead balls vicious and the emotion never hidden.
- Shirt
- West Ham claret and blue, No. 27 / France blue, No. 8
- The moment
- Stade de France, June 2016: in the 89th minute of the EURO opener against Romania, Payet cut inside and whipped a left-foot winner into the top corner. UEFA named him Player of the Match.
2001–2019 / Côte d'Ivoire
Yaya Touré
A midfielder built like a centre-back, moving like a number ten and finishing like a striker.
Barcelona saw the control; Manchester City unleashed the full force. Touré could screen the defence, conduct possession and then carry the ball forty metres through a team. In City's 2013/14 title season he scored twenty Premier League goals from midfield.
- Shirt
- Manchester City sky blue / Côte d'Ivoire orange, No. 42 / No. 19
- The moment
- Etihad Stadium, May 2014: with the title race tightening, Touré collected the ball in his own half against Aston Villa, powered beyond the retreating defence and rolled in City's fourth. Two days later, they were champions.
2001–2022 / Portugal
Ricardo Quaresma
The outside of his right boot became a trademark, a delivery system and a warning.
Quaresma is the obvious thirteenth file because the streets remember method as much as numbers. The rabona, the feints and especially the trivela made ordinary technique feel insufficient. He became a European champion with Portugal and kept choosing the spectacular option long after most players would have played safe.
- Shirt
- Portugal red / Porto blue and white, No. 20 / No. 7
- The moment
- Saransk, 2018 World Cup: from the edge of the area against Iran, Quaresma struck with the outside of his right boot and bent the ball into the far top corner—the trivela on football's biggest stage.
Archive credits / played fair
- Adel Taarabt — Photo: wonker, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Guti — Photo: Juan Fernández, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Adriano — Photo: Alex Carvalho, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Hatem Ben Arfa — Photo: Antares.37, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Nani — Photo: Gordon Flood, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Samuel Eto'o — Photo: BACHELOR45, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Jay-Jay Okocha — Photo: Kirill Venediktov, soccer.ru, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Paulo Henrique Ganso — Photo: Alexandre Giesbrecht, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Juan Román Riquelme — Photo: Xavier Rondón Medina, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Eden Hazard — Photo: Kirill Venediktov, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Dimitri Payet — Photo: Egghead06, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Yaya Touré — Photo: Roger Gorączniak, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
- Ricardo Quaresma — Photo: Fanny Schertzer, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons (cropped)
Clips play through YouTube’s privacy-enhanced player from their original uploaders’ channels. Photographs are used under their stated Creative Commons licences with thanks to the photographers.
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